My Heart Just Isn't In It

I am not made for blogging. I am taking a break (indefinite?). I feel my time is better spent commenting on other blogs and dreaming of the bacon bridge.
However, I will leave you with this parting gift of the Man Lock.
Too many jokes....
Head might explode...

I Am Not Made For The Outdoors

Poopbagger and other various poopbaggers decided it would be great to stay at a cabin with no electricity. This would have been fine say two months ago, but it is October and the nights and mornings are COLD. I was not impressed and found myself under Poopbagger's sleeping bag most of the weekend.
Did I mention the rats? You heard me....rats. It didn't help that I was surrounded by labs and retrievers that love this *%#@. I say you can have it. I'll take my new plush comfort cove bed any day over this stuff.

Hard To Be Humble

Guest Blogger:

Please don't hate me for my cuteness and perfection. It's not as easy as it looks.

Franklin

It Proved Irresistible

Damn the softness. Poopbagger wins this time. THIS time.

I'LL SHOW HER

Poopbagger got me this bed as a means to rid her guilt of ruining my life. She spent a pretty penny on this one and has displayed it prominently in the TV room.
My reaction you ask.....

I refuse to go anywhere near it.

He Who Will Ruin My Life

Meet Franklin.

He will be suckling on the gravy train of my life. Who said I needed help???

A pox on Poopbagger!! I hope this devil disguised as irresistable cuteness has to poop every half hour on the hour every night. Now who's cute? Huh??

These Paws Were Made For Walkin'

I would love to enter some new photos here, but apparently something is amiss with my computer. Every time I try to post something with a photo it won't work. Apparently my beagle paws are just too fat and clumsy to get it right. Oh well, Auntie Connie will be here soon and can hopefully help. Poopbagger is worthless with these things. If turning the computer off and on again doesn't work, she has nowhere else to turn.
Speaking of Connie, she turns 30 this week. Sooooo, go on over to blogger.com/theredbasement and give her a big cyber sloppy dog lovin' lick of the face. She's pretty awesome and lets me cuddle with her whenever she visits.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONNIE. I'M SAVIN' ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU....

These Paws Were Made For Walkin'

I would love to enter some new photos here, but apparently something is amiss with my computer. Every time I try to post something with a photo it won't work. Apparently my beagle paws are just too fat and clumsy to get it right. Oh well, Auntie Connie will be here soon and can hopefully help. Poopbagger is worthless with these things. If turning the computer off and on again doesn't work, she has nowhere else to turn.
Speaking of Connie, she turns 30 this week. Sooooo, go on over to blogger.com/theredbasement and give her a big cyber sloppy dog lovin' lick of the face. She's pretty awesome and lets me cuddle with her whenever she visits.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, CONNIE. I'M SAVIN' ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU....

I'VE BEEN WHAT???

Apparently those in blog land want to know five things about me. While I would love to fill you in more, and I will fulfill that obligation, I will not be 'tagging" others as I only know a few and they are already tagged.
So five things:

1) I love to eat deer poo. They are like little chocolate covered raisins for dogs.

2) I suck on my hip when I am relaxed. Poopbagger thinks I was weaned too early. I just think I like to suck on my hip.

3) I don't like to stick my head out of the car window. I know, I know, its liberating blah, blah, blah. It's just not my style.

4) I like to poop in Petsmart. I doesn't matter how much poopbagger walks me before entering the store. I just do it.

5) I like to give a good tea bag now and then even though the essential "equipment" was snipped many a moon ago.

Hey, if you got some deep doggy secrets that are really not secret at all do tell. Selma? Miles? Sid, word up on your postings.
Also, I guess I would also like to take this opportunity to let Sid and ol' Connie know that I would love to put you down as blogs, but poopbagger can't seem to work it without ruining the whole spacing of the blog. Connie, your services will be needed in the future. Unitl then, if anyone else other than Sid and Connie check this site, please click on the site links in comments of some great blogs. Also, I am a closet Wally fan, but have yet to let him know. Which leads me to:

6) I'm shy and cannot believe I have a blog.